May 2013
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ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
May 18th
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earthnation: swimchick11606: earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH You really live up to your URL. watch the sass swimchick11606 or soon u wont be...
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growlithed: rupindre: lameborghini: petition to stop the use of the word schlong what is schlong with it why cant we all just get aschlong
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chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
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dietchola: you know that one piece of clothing that you own that you’re just absolutely in love with and you would wear it every day even if it means you look like a trashy hobo
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lovingharrystyles: remember last year’s eurovision when
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whorville: Exhale if you wanna fuck. HA NO TURNING BACK NOW, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
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whatsacanada: Time for spring cleaning *deletes 3 apps*
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mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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poopflow: Roses are red Violets are blue
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amisplacedpiece: i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true  this
May 17th
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masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me  no no one feels you that’s why you’re masturbating that was deep so were my fingers
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roughrimjob: iT’S REALLY STRESSFUL HATING SOMEONE ALL YOUR FRIENDS LOVE
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foreveralone-lyguy: If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
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justmellarkable: if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog 
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